15 August 2008

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They found Bigfoot?

There's a press conference on CNN.com right now. It sounds like there are a lot of members of the press there, and the snake oil salesman that's taken over for the two good old boys that apparently found the body says that top-level scientists (and Megan Kelly, from Fox News) will be watching the autopsy.

People are dying all across this planet, Russia's invaded Georgia, the Chinese Olympic program may be forcing girls who haven't even hit puberty yet to compete, and the two men running for the office of the President of the United States of America are basing at least part of their campaign strategy around Paris Hilton and 24, and CNN's streaming a live press conference about the Bigfoot corpse that two guys apparently found in Georgia.

This is another one of those times where I think the terrorists are right.

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